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Admin20.08.2021

Love sms for a pregnant wife

And you notice that you have a prostate so hard, you can actually take a hammer to it.
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Admin28.08.2021

15 Things Every Husband Should Do for His Pregnant Wife

Thank you for showing us what is best.
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Admin26.07.2021

130 Most Beautiful Pregnancy Quotes For Moms To Be

I rebuke nausea and heartburn that affect my appetite and how much I eat.
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Admin03.09.2021

Beautiful Pregnancy Quotes For Expectant Mothers

Passive participants in a series of external events over which we have zero control.
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Admin27.07.2021

Doctor, my wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My 15 year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make 43,700 dollars per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable, and within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?

A man couldn't get with child, but a woman could every four-year-old knows it.
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Admin31.08.2021

40 Beautiful And Inspirational Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings

One of the key elements of the birth dance is that it can help bridge the gap between the primal brain which knows how to give birth and the modern woman who may need to be reminded of her instinctual capacity , assisting her to claim back her most basic and inherent right as the Deliverer of Life.
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Admin19.07.2021

50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom

"Farm girls who catch the eye of a lord don't end up married.
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Admin25.08.2021

50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom

For being a foreigner Ashima is beginning to realize, is a sort of lifelong pregnancy a perpetual wait, a constant burden, a continuous feeling out of sorts.
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Admin01.07.2021

50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom

You made me a better me, our child will make me my best! When I got to the last one, it was Zack.
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Admin21.07.2021

25 Powerful Prayers for Pregnant Mothers

I've got to find a typewriter or a piece of paper.
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