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Admin02.08.2021

Barney Quote #1955

When Marshall said, "I stabbed my fiancee," in complete shock, Ted's reply was comedy gold because of the comforting tone he used.
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Admin03.09.2021

Barney Quote #1955

Ted: Just gonna make a quick call.
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Admin22.07.2021

The Captain Quotes

huge spike in interest coming! Ted: But it's not his fault, okay? Don't worry, they shut it down on the weekends.
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Admin12.06.2021

100 Best How I Met Your Mother Quotes [2021]

The Captain: So, Ted, I noticed you've been spending a lot of time with Zoey.
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Admin13.07.2021

Barney Quote #1955

Ted: She's not even on the hot-crazy scale.
Admin11.08.2021

The Captain Quotes

" - Ted In terms of comedy, Ted is easily the most underrated character.
Admin06.08.2021

How I met Your Mother Quotes

, or a sports legend retire.
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Admin31.07.2021

The Captain Quotes

[Marshall holding a poster in the apartment:] Marshall: This circle represents "People Who Are Breaking My Heart.
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Admin14.08.2021

100 Best How I Met Your Mother Quotes [2021]

You're just my life, baby.